"I'm a porch monkey!"
I immediately bristled, ready to launch into my racism discussion, but looking at her face I thought maybe I should do a little more investigating first.
"I don't know what that means. Can you tell me why you said you're a porch monkey?"
She got a big smile on her face and said, "Because I like to sit on the porch with a big ol' stack of bananas!!"
Hmm. Ok. Just for a little while longer you can be a porch monkey.
P.S. These crayons were carved by Pete Goldlust.