Monday, September 6, 2010
Michael Kors Metaphors!
Episode 6 (You Can Totally Wear That Again)
Michael Kors must be reading my blog because in this week's episode he used almost as many metaphors as similes to describe the outfits he didn't care for. Buckle up because here come both.
"I mean, she's young and cool and you're trying to make her look, I don't know, like she's at the church bring-a-pot dinner."
"She's got an avocado goiter."
"It's like you turned her into, like, Nursing Grandmother Chest."
"The dress looked kind of like a really bad tennis dress gone wrong."
"She's kind of a secretary from 1987 on the bottom."
P.S. The photo I used is not from this episode and it wasn't taken by me.