Michael Kors Metaphors

Season 10 of Project Runway is back and five episodes strong. I'm already behind in sharing Michael Kors's fabulous metaphors and similes. This year I am only going to share my favorite metaphor or simile of the show because I feel I've already demonstrated how craftily he can use them. Also my friend Angi is behind in viewing so I will be careful of spoilers but we know if your outfit is described with a metaphor or simile it's usually not a good thing.

That all being said, behold, my favorite metaphor of the first episode, A Times Square Anniversary Party:

Michael said of Kooan Kosuke's arts-and-crafts-in-a-bad-way dress, "She's borderline Teletubby."

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